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Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Serve up some serious heat with our cheeky placemat that knows exactly what you crave:  abs as sculpted as a good plot twist. 

We designed this mat to spice up your table—and your imagination – because, let’s face it, you deserve a little eye candy while you eat.

Bring the perfect seasoning with this mat. Life’s too short for bland meals or boring men - plus, good taste never goes out of style.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 24133551909742300026
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